Okay, there were a few good ways for destroying your old publications in my other thread (the colt 45 was great) and of course there's the usual burnings.
Let's brainstorm some creative ways for taking your anger out on these publications so the newbies can have some fun!
- Tape porn over your WT Videos and return it to the WTS telling them it's defective (okay, that's not destroying it, but it's fun!)
- Take your WT tapes and videos with you on a trip down the highway. While you're speed is up, start pulling the tape out of the cartridge and let the wind suck it out (you'll have to disable the lock on the video tapes for this to work)
- Throw WT tapes and CDs onto a busy street and watch the cars run over them
- Blow your load and place used condoms in the "Your Youth" book, especially the chapter on masturbation.
- Put "Daily Text" and a cup of water in your blender and turn it on. Voila, paper mache! Perfect for making sculptures of Godzilla.
- Take the evolution book camping, lay it in the woods, and pee on it everytime you have to go.
- While your camping, drop some of those shitty brochures down the hole in the outhouse. They'll get shit on by many people.
-Tie the NWT to the back of your truck, go down a dirt road and see how long it takes for it to disappear.
More suggestions would be cool!