In Australia we like things neat and orderly. That's why our beer is colour coded - green lables for southwark etc.. White Australia developed from six very distinct colonies. We can tell each other apart as soon as one says a word (especially poor sods like me inflicted with a Lexy Downer {Adelaide} accent).
Being perennially inventive, and with all this talk about terrorism on the TV, we've come up with a new identification code. An English cricket commentater bought some of this to the nations notice today. I've reseached and filled in the gaps. Australian women all look the same to me but you can tell where aussie men come from by our hair styles, namely:
New South Wales: Shaven head
Victoria: Mustache
Queensland: Long hair & ponytail
Western Australia: Crewcut
Tasmania: Shaggy and windswept
South Australia/Northern Territory: Parted down the middle
uncle-axhead-bruce .. heey ..how come all the smileys are from NSW?
WARNING: This guide may not always work. Don't come crying to me if some moustache wearing brute from SA thumps ya for suggesting he's a Victorian! (you should have noted his hair part).