YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 WHEN...

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 WHEN...

1) You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2) You have not played solitaire with real cards in years.

3) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3

4) You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5) Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family
is that
they do not have e-mail addresses.

6) You go home after a long day at work you still answer the
telephone
in a business manner.

7) You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to
get an
outside line.

8) You have sat at the same desk for four years and worked for
three
different companies.

10) You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11) Your boss does not have the ability to do your job.

12) You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to
see if
anyone is home.

13) Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of
the screen.

14) Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't
have the first 20 or 30 or 60 years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it.

15) You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your
coffee.

16) You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17) You are reading this, nodding and laughing.

18) Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this message.

19) You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was not a
#9 on this list.

disciple

Wow!

According to the infallible Word of God and the absolute without a doubt, according to all available evidence, absolutely without a doubt, indeed and undoubtedly we are already in that time and to be sure all available evidence points to the fact that 2005 will be followed by 2006. (But we do not say that we are prophets and even though some may have read much into it , in their eagerness to see it happen may have made some statements to the effect that 2006 has already arrived we at this time believe that it is not our place to set-dates as some of Christendom has done and shown themselves to be false prophets.Therefore Knowing the time we are in and that by 2006 or even October of 2005 that this World will be to dangerous for anyone to live in would in not be the time in accordance with Bible chronology that the internet is the Beast who was, and is not and who will be again? Yes indeed!

POs Son

LOL @ disciple

Maybe the internet is the King of the North?

Perhaps, based on your non-prophecy that The End (of this year) is surely coming, I should consider quitting my job, racking up my credit cards and selling off my house to by Watchtower publications?

Ha!

confusedjw

6) You go home after a long day at work you still answer the
telephone
in a business manner.

7) You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to
get an
outside line.

I feel like an idiot each time I do this - but now that I know others do......thanks!

stillajwexelder