Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit....

upside/down

are squatting in a meadow taking a dump.
The bear is having a bit of a go with it and turns and asks the rabbit, " Excuse me Mr. Rabbit, but do you ever have trouble with... well you know, with "it" sticking to your fur."
The rabbit replies quite proudly, "Why no Mr. Bear "it" never sticks to my fur- you see I'm a vegetarian and so "it" never sticks."
So Mr. Bear reaches over and grabs Mr. Rabbit and proceeds to wipe himself with Mr. Rabbit.
Sorry- I thought it was FUNNY!
u/d gee, tough crowd...
Elsewhere

Ack!
Dismembered

he he he
I call that funny
Dismembered
in a new york bethel minute

i guess that was the closest thing to a cottonelle kitten he could find
Rabbit

HEY !
I resemble that remark !
Mr. Jedi Master Rabbit...to YOU !
Elsewhere

HEY !
I resemble that remark !
Mr. Jedi Master Rabbit...to YOU !
lol... I was waiting for you to chime in!
candidlynuts

i knew charmin wouldnt work on bears..cuz the one in the commercial wipes its butt on the tree.
funny joke. ( although as a grandmother i have to frown at bathroom humor and act like i disapprove) lol
Undecided

Hey, I've been upside down all day, my nose is runnung and my feet are smelling.
Ken P.