Ever read "Jack Chick" tracts? Hilarious stuff!

by AlmostAtheist 6 Replies latest jw friends

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  AlmostAtheist

  Someone today mentioned Chick tracts, reminding me how much I used to enjoy reading them. If you can get past that he's totally serious, and that sadly some people are living their lives based on them, they are really very entertaining. I hope you can get some amusement from them:

  http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp

  I've especially enjoyed the dinosaur/evolution ones and the hell ones.

  FYI - he believes that God created the earth 6,000 years ago, so the fossils and oil and strata and all that are only 6,000 years old, too.

  Enjoy!

  Dave
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  jeanniebeanz

  Too funny.

  Jean
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  MerryMagdalene

  ...looks like the people who brought us the annual Halloween Hell House teamed up with the originators of Scared Straight and Bazooka Joe bubblegum comics...

  Initial reaction? Took a while to get to funny. Truly horrendous!

  --Merry
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  Preston

  "And then Johnny Muslim went to hell cause he never said a prayer like this..."

  It's interesting how all his tracts end the same for people of different faiths.... The one about the JW's is probably the most uplifiting of them all

  - Preston
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  the_classicist

  The really sad part is that this guy's serious .
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  AlmostAtheist

  The one about the JW's is probably the most uplifiting of them all

  Stupidly, I didn't even notice that there was one for JW's. It isn't as funny as some of the others, but it's worth reading. This bit was fun:

  "We happen to be the Elders OVER Doug Foster..." You'd never hear an elder admit that, but it is true.

  Dave
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  kaykay_mp

  Amazing how a lesson on creation v. evolution can turn into sinning v. salvation. I thought the tract about the dinosaurs would just end at creation; but, noooo! Computa' boy just had to be holier-than-thou.

  laters

  kaykay_mp