Well, one is made of white plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.
The other one is useful for carrying groceries.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
by SixofNine 8 Replies latest jw friends
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SixofNine
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Ohhhh, that was good.
Wearing pj's/ or hospital pants to court today!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! That was priceless.
Back pain, my ass. No pun meant there. He sure was able to jolt left to right to get a wave to his fan{atics} AFTER holding up court for over an hour. Geez dude.
sKally
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Elsewhere
Boooooo!!!
Ssssssss!!!!
Too funny!
Q: Why do they bury lawyers 100 feet under the ground?
A: Because, deep down, they're good people too.
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drwtsn32
LOL Six! Good one!
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jeanniebeanz
That's pretty funny, Sixy...
J
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New Worldly Translation
I heard that joke when I was about 10 which was quite a few years ago. Just shows you how long these allegations have been around.
My fave drawing and comment of Jacko by Vic Reeves.
Michael Jackson the King of Pop had his head redesigned by a porcelain monkey on the crest of mount Ararat and then floated back down to earth having his innards removed and pickled in jars of frogspawn. His chin had a packet of 20 silk cut inserted into it and the fags received via a draw under his tongue. His nose insides were dug out with a bent teaspoon and replaced with a row of 'cheeses' from his trivial pursuit game and a couple of orange tic-tacs, his hair replaced by fossilised leeches, his lips 2 redcurrants and his eyes a pair of pifco lightbulbs. Good luck to him.
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TresHappy
Very funny, six of nine.
So weird seeing him show up in his pj's with his posse of bodyguards!
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Big Tex
Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
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Seven
Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson?s house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!
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