I was baptized in 1986 at the tender age of 11 yoa, but I remember after sitting through that stupid talk (where I almost fell asleep, no kidding) and then prayer, then getting dunked, then they announced a welcome to all newly baptized people and said "WELCOME TO THE GREAT CROWD"
It's so weird remembering that specifically.
Now I think, welcome to the great dwindling crowd of duped people not going anywhere.