Nurse Humor

BrendaCloutier

Nurse stops at grocery store on way home from work.
She opens her checkbook and begins to write a check, but realizes she has a rectal thermometer in her hand.
"Damn!" she says "Some asshole has my pen!"
Dragonlady76

ROFLMFAO!
Dragonlady76
Double Edge

Sounds like an honest mistake..... (yuk!)
A Paduan

I was told of an instance where an arrogant doctor teaching interns around a patient, told one intern who was trying to interrupt to 'pipe down' - apparently he had his tie caught in the patient, rectally.
prophecor

Definitely a case of anal retention!!!