Armageddon Should Arrive This Year.

by Englishman 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Think about it. 1975 came and went and nothing happened. Ah...but then!

    When 1975 was looking close some bright spark reminded us that God's last act of creation was when Eve was given to Adam, so that time delay needed to be added to 1975 before armageddon became due.

    (Adam arrives 4023 BC, plus 6000 years = 1975, plus the time delay before Eve was created).

    Hmm! So how old was Adam before Eve was created?

    Well, it was reckoned by the Jews that a man didn't become a fully fledged mature fella until he hit 30. I seem to recall the WT stated that was the reason that Jesus didn't start preaching until he was 30.

    You can see where I'm going with this, hmm?

    Now if a man isn't a man until he's 30, he ain't gonna be given his dolly bird until he's 30 obviously. If he did get his wife afore then, she'd run rings around him and not show him the wifely respect that all good wives give to their hubby, because he's still be a callow youth and not a full-blown macho fella.

    So there we have it. Eve came along when Adam was 30 years old in 3993 BC. Now add 6000 years. That's this year 2005.

    So it looks like England won't ever be able to win the World Cup again.

    Damn!

    Englishman.

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974

    RAOTFL You should speak to the Branch office in London, they could use that kinda logic!

    See you round

    DB

  • Wolfgirl
    Wolfgirl

    Is that the excuse you're going to roll out this weekend when England play N. Ireland? ;)

  • fleaman uk
    fleaman uk

    Armageddon could be in 3005 but we still wont have won the World cup again!

    Remind me again please why the time period Adam was single til his sexy rib was used is important in working out the correct date of Armageddon?Ive never grasped that!

    Maybe cos im thick

  • JustTickledPink
    JustTickledPink

    Englishman... you missed it Armeggedon ALREADY CAME. In fact, we have recently learned it was through an INVISIBLE WAR... just like Jesus is our INVISIBLE KING.

    Yup, an INVISIBLE WAR raged....

  • Bonnie_Clyde
    Bonnie_Clyde

    I thought Adam was created in 4026 B.C. according to WT chronology. That's how they arrived at 1975 - counting 6,000 years would take you to 1974 but one year had to be added because there was no "zero" year.

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz
    So it looks like England won't ever be able to win the World Cup again.

    Glad to know there is at least one Englishman who has their priorities straight!

    J

    *runs*

  • whyamihere
    whyamihere

    Note to Self: Get bottled water Armageddon is coming again!

    Brooke

  • JAVA
    JAVA

    The sad thing about your theory, is that it's better than the Watchtower's!

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