This is your vocabulary lesson for this week: Come up with as many JW catch phrases and buzz words, then use them in a sentance. Consider this your homework assignment over the Easter Holiday. I'll start.
- Faithful and Discreet Slave ("The F.D.S. reccomends that we add a sixth meeting each week, as Jeehover has directed us")
- Bethel ("My son is in Bethel, I am one step from being Anointed")
- Disfellowship ("I accidentally enjoyed myself in the shower last night. I should stop bathing so as not to be disfellowshipped")
- Reach out ("Brother Suckup seems to be reaching out for a position of responsibility. He has cleaned the urinals twice today.")
Privileges ("Brother Suckup now has the privelege of cleaning the sink and toilet, also.")
Attendant ("Excuse me, You may not save two seats with your briefbag, see here, my name tag says I am an attendant.")
Circuit Overseer ("Brothers, the circuit overseer will visit next week. Please bring your family so we dont get yelled at for poor attendance.")
District Overseer ("Our keynote address will be
readgiven by Brother X, the District Overseer. It is entitled, 'Using the Amway approach to recruiting members'".)Presiding Overseer ("Who do you think you are talking to? I am the Presiding Overseer's wife, I am closer to being annointed than you.")
Worldwide Work ("What better use could there be for your college funds than to contribute to the Worldwide Work?")
_____ Book (fill in your favorite color) "Honey, get the green book, it will keep the table from wobbling.")
Field Service ("Hey, Billy, guess what? If you skip field service, there are three channels of cartoons on TV on Saturday morning.")
Pioneer ("When I applied for that new job, they wondered what 'Pioneer - 15 years' meant. I didn't get the job.")
Roving Microphone ("Maybe after two or three years of cleaning the bathrooms, you can reach out for the privelege of handling the roving mic." - Haaa, the trifecta! 3 vocab words in one sentance!)
Sound ("Brother Sanyo is working sound on Sunday, he must suck up to the elders")
Ok, students, lets practice our vocabulary. This will be 10% of your grade for the semester.