What are the wackiest things you've ever seen being sold on Ebay? Clearly, I remember the guy with the wedding dress, and that stupid grilled cheese sandwich. Here's a couple more:
Citrus flavored pocket vagina:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=32991&item=7504607092&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
Time machine:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5563490518