New qualifications to become a publisher?

JohnZogby

Ive heard that the new OM book now includes 10 questions which a study must answer correctly before becoming a publisher. Does anybody know these questions and would be able to post them on here? Thanks.

Nosferatu

1) Do you realize that you need to sell books to make Jehovah happy?

2) Do you realize that you need to spend at least 15 minutes per month to convince people to buy books?

3) Do you agree to put in a sales report each month for the time spent selling books, and how many books you sold?

4) Are you aware that becoming a publisher does not relieve you of paying for your own gas, paying for car maintenance, and paying for the magazines in advance at the counter?

5) Do you agree to put any donations recieved at the door in the contribution box, along with your advanced payment for the magazines that you're selling at the doors?

6) Do you realize that when you become a publisher, you give up the sole right of suing the congregation and the Watchtower Society to compensate for dog bites, broken hips from slipping on ice, having a shotgun pulled on you, getting arrested, and any other hazardous conditions or people you may encounter while selling books?

7) Do you agree that you should be the only one asking questions at the door, and that the householder should just shut up and listen?

8) Do you agree to use the presentations given in the Kingdom Ministry instead of freely making up your own?

9) Do you agree to join the Theocratic Ministry School for the purpose of giving boring five minute talks based entirely on the Watchtower literature?

10) Have you given up your right to think for yourself?

If the student answers "Yes" to all the questions, he is then qualified to become a publisher of the good news. Oh yeah, women too.