Jesus Saves..... but what does he save? You answer that one.

BrendaCloutier

... S & H Green Stamps (old one)
RichieRich

Jesus saves old newspapers.
Jesus saves bank statements.
Jesus saves by using double coupons.
Jesus saves time with his Roomba.
cheeseman

Pélé's overhead kick. Nearly went in too.
tijkmo

jesus saves ....but bavid beckham nets the rebound
GetBusyLiving

Jesus saves.. jack shit.
GBL
ColdRedRain
IP_SEC

Buddha, Krishna and Jesus were having a contest to see who the fastest Perl scripter/programmer was. Right before the time was up, the power goes out. Who do you think won the contest?
Jesus because he saves.
Hahahhah ya its corny but you know you like it.
BrendaCloutier

Korny, yes, but I like korn.
trevor

If Jesus saves - I hope he is getting a better rate of interest than me,
BrendaCloutier

Jesus Saves ... the planet by recycling (gag sorry)
... to his 401K plan - doesnt' trust Bush's new Social Security plan
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