Flashers in the bible

by IP_SEC 4 Replies latest watchtower bible

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  IP_SEC

  In this weeks bible reading we find a shocking account in the book of 1 Samuel 14. These verses detail how Johnathan and his man-at-arms flashed the Philistine army. Are we to understand that exposing ourselves is accectable Theocratic Warfare?

  (1 Samuel 14:7-8) 7 At this his armor-bearer said to him: ?Do whatever is in your heart. Turn where you wish to. Here I am with you in accord with your heart.? 8 Then Jon´a·than said: ?Here we are crossing over to the men, and let us expose ourselves to them.

  (1 Samuel 14:11) 11 With that the two of them exposed themselves to the outpost of the Phi·lis´tines. . . .

  Shocking, simply shocking.

  Hoping to get on Gumbies writing committee.
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  bonnzo

  AND I GOT REPROVED FOR MOONING 2 SISTERS!(ONE OF WHICH MUST HAVE LIKED WHAT SHE SAW-I HAD SEX WITH HER LATER)
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  Leolaia

  Wasn't Jonathan gay as well? I bet he had a great bod.
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  robhic

  Possibly Samuel was a distant relation of William Wallace from the movie "Braveheart." Exposing one's "nether regions" was a good way to show contempt and pretty cocky when you get down do it! If you were going to contend with someone and they dropped their pants and showed their ass, wouldn't you be a bit disconcerted and maybe just a little concerned? I might re-think my next move ...
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  IP_SEC

  Possibly Samuel was a distant relation of William Wallace

  Hhah I had forgotten that! Good one.

  Wasn't Jonathan gay as well? I bet he had a great bod

  I dunno but I bet his armor bearer was ripped from toting around all that armor from Kidron to Kadish-Barnia to Gil-gal

  ONE OF WHICH MUST HAVE LIKED WHAT SHE SAW-I HAD SEX WITH HER LATER)

  Dang man, and to think I've just been using personality to get some.