I've posted previously about how unfair I feel life is, and many of you agreed. The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that? A bonus?
I think the life-cycle is all backwards.
You should die first and get it all over with. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch. You go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol and party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a little baby & go back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating... Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I like it.
What do you think?
Francois
Where it is a duty to worship the Sun you can be sure that a study of the laws of heat is a crime.
Haha Francoise, I saw this before, and loved it the first time. I do think we have it all backwards, I like the ending of your version much better than what some people get wendy
In a controversy the instant we feel anger, we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
I had to think about this for a few minutes...but then the more I thought about it, the more I saw how it could work!
Of course I love the idea of retiring when you're "young" enough to enjoy it. And just think how cool high school would be if you had all the knowledge and experience ahead of time!!! Woohoo, no more people picking on anyone...and when you met that dream guy or girl, you wouldn't be so shy and self conscious that you wouldn't know what to say. As a matter of fact, the more I think about it...all that knowledge...trapped in young, nubile bodies...hehehe...the teachers would never have any students in class.
think41self
"When agnostics die, do they go to the great perhaps"?
Think, Mommy, Joel: I saw this for the first time today. It's a real hoot. I don't usually post jokes, but I couldn't resist this one.
I note that 110 people have read this posts and only three have responded. That's a pretty poor ratio, isn't it? Perhaps I should keep my jokes to myself.
Francois
Where it is a duty to worship the Sun you can be sure that a study of the laws of heat is a crime.
I've seen this several times via email and everytime I think it's hilarious! I think the original author is George Carlin, who is one of my favorite comedians. A little dirty for my tastes, but he does tell it like it is, which I respect. I wonder what he would have to say about JW's???
