What's up with the whole white smoke, black smoke signal system they are using to let the world know when a new pope is picked?
I thought smoke signals went out with the Old West... "mmm...me seeum smokum...black smokum...no pick pope yet" Couldn't they like send a messanger out with the results? Here's an idea, pick up the phone and call somebody....geez.
...and I thought JW judicial committee meetings were wacky.