Whats the record for the most D-Fings for one person?

by new boy 6 Replies latest jw friends

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  new boy

  I dont't know------------------ but it could be the sister of my old pioneer partner.

  She got poped 7 times---------------------and keep caming back for more.

  The problem was she liked to have sex. Since she was crazy, no one would marry her, and she could marry only in the lord, of course. That was the only way she could get it {fornacation}.

  The poor thing died 5 years ago of cancer. I think she was out at the time.

  Since, the last time to get back in, she had to sit at the back of the KM hall for 3 years.

  The good brothers just didn't trust her for some reason!

  When she was out the sex has GREAT, but GOD was pissed!

  When she was in, GOD loved her------------ but no SEX!!!------------------If that isn't hell, what is?
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  LongHairGal

  I don't know what the "record" is but there is somebody I know who has been in and out several times similar to the story you told.
  
  I am of the opinion that a good portion of the married sisters would be disfellowshipped every other year or so if they did not have a marriage mate. I am only using sisters as an example because of the shortage of men in the "troof". They just cannot endure in a "celibate" state. (Don't bite me now, I know this doesn't apply to everybody).
  
  LHG
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  ValiantBoy

  Most I knew was 4 times in and out...last I knew the woman had finally joined a "worldly" church and was finally happy and settled
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  stillajwexelder

  4 is the maximum I know and it was a male not female - Will not give details as it may identify me
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  Frog

  I was reproved 5times between 16-21! It helps if you move congregations and states inbetween of course, so there's not such an extensive collection of history;-) 7 times d'd though, that's truly outrageous. It really is such a cruel torment for these poor singles who can't find a suitable marriage mate in the org, especially for a "sister" once you've been reproved for "fornication" you're pretty much marked, which must make the search even more difficult...it's such a pathetic unhealthy sister...damn them all I say...
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  GentlyFeral

  I once helped welcome a man who had just been reinstated for the third time. We all laughed (with him, of course ) over the fact that every time he was reinstated he'd bring a new wife with him.

  Then he'd get divorced and disfellowshipped ... and later reapply for reinstatement with a new wife in tow.

  I have a feeling the cycle was getting shorter and shorter - a few months after we welcomed him back with open arms, we were consoling his new wife because he'd started treating her like crap. He was disfellowshipped last I heard, and she was still in. This was many years ago.

  gently feral
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  new boy

  Frog

  You are so right. If you get the REP!!! You are {screwed} but not by any good upstanding JW men.-----------You are marked!!!

  AHHHHHHHHHHH---------------------The love