An e-mail my brother sent me.
Please note I do NOT have balls.
>Replacement of Mouse Balls
>
> I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This apparently
> was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all
> seriousness...It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral
> problem. The author of this memo was quite serious.The engineers rolled
> on the floor! (Especially note last sentence)
> Replacement of Mouse Balls: If a mouse fails to operate or should it
> perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are
> now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Because of the delicate
> nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be
> attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine
> the type of mouse balls by examining the
> underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than
> foreign balls.
> Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacture of the
> mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic
> balls are replaced by using the Twist-off method. Mouse balls are not
> usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in
> sudden discharge.
> Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> It
> is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for
> maintaining
> optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should
> contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these
> necessary items
>
> Have you checked your mouse balls lately? Mine are domestic.
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