Witnesses are good fodder for comedians too.
I specificly remember an SNL skit about the Land Shark where JW's were the punchline....Land Shark poses as delivery/salesmen type people to get young women to open their doors whereupon he eats them, this happens three times. The final young women gets a knock on her door and the voice identifies itself as a JW with Watchtowers. She's too smart to fall for that, grabs a bat or something to bash the LS with when she opens the door, and hits a Witness who falls to the floor, Watchtowers flying. Hahahahahaha...much funnier than actually hitting the Land Shark.
The joke that really got to me, though, was told by a stand-up comedian who's name I can't remember. He talked about JW's coming to his door, giving their spiel and concluding with "...but sir, don't you want to live forever on a paradise earth?" His response was, "Not if I have to live with people like you."
I agree, Terry, not much to show for over a hundred years of preaching door to door.