My wife just hired a new housekeeper yesterday.
She found her name in the local papers and decided to give her a call. After checking her references my wife agreed to let her come to the house yesterday to clean on a trail basis.
Over the phone she used the phrase "critical times". This imediately set off alarms in my wife's head that this woman could be a dub. We don't really care however, my family is well known in the dub community in this area and since we just faded away, we just don't want to be "hepled" by the Dubs.
Well, as she was cleaning my daughter's room, a copy of the year book that my Mom gave her was lying on her desk. The dub saw it and asked my wife if she enjoyed reading the book. The wife said no and that she had just forgotten to throw it in the trash. and she tossed it in the garbage.
Right now, me and wife have a bet that the Dub will not be back.