>> There were four country churches in a small Alabama town:
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>> The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the
Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
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>> One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do
about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined
that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere
with God's divine will.
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>> In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the
baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a large plywood cover on the
baptistery and flood it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice
as many there the next week.
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>> The Catholic group got together and decided that they were not in a
position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the
squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later,
the squirrels were back.
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>> But -- the Methodist Church came up with the best and most effective
solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the
church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
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>> Save the earth . . . it's the only planet with chocolat
Church Squirrels
by talley 3 Replies latest social humour
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talley
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ozziepost
The deacons met and decided to put a large plywood cover on the baptistery and flood it.
good one!
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Robdar
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Good joke.
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xjwms
Thats a good one.
I like it, so I'll tell it.