Mama's Boy-Sing-A-Long

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  • Seven
    Seven

    Sung to the tune of that old John Denver Song-Thank God, I'm a Country Boy:
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    My mama taught me young-
    how to cook, and how to clean.
    She taught me to vacuum-
    and to iron my blue jeans.
    I never lift a finger,
    'cause my mama spoiled meeeeeeeeee.
    Thank God I'm a Mama's Boy.
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    I'm livin' with my Mama,
    even though I'm 28
    Makes it kinda akward when I bring home a date.
    Mama gets mad if she can hear us procreateeeeeeee.
    Thank God I'm a Mama's Boy.
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    I got my own room
    and a TV with cable.
    When I get home from work
    I got food on the table.
    Life is better when you never
    leave the cradle.
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    Woooooooo.
    Thank God!! I'M A MAMA'S BOY!! YEAH!

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