An hillarious song by The Arrogant Worms. Here's where you can hear the song: http://www.eagle-wing.net/FunStuff/Goodies/CarrotJuice.shtml
And here's the lyrics:
Listen up, brothers and sisters,Come hear my desperate tale.I speak of our friends of nature,Trapped in the dirt like a jail.Vegetables live in oppression,Served on our tables each night.This killing of veggies is madness.I say we take up the fight.Salads are only for murderers.Cole slaw's a fascist regime.Don't think that they don't have feelings,Just 'cause a radish can't scream.{Refrain}I've heard the screams of the vegetables. Scream scream scream.Watching their skins being peeled. Having their insides revealed.Griddled and steamed with no mercy, Burning off calories.How do you think that feels? Bet it hurts really bad.Carrot juice constitutes murder. And that's a real crime.Greenhouses prisons for slaves. Let my vegetables grow.It's time to stop all this gardening. It's dirty as hell.Let's call a spade a spade. Is a spade is a spade is a spade.I saw a man eating celerySo I beat him black and blue.If he ever touches a sprout again,I'll bite him clean in two.I'm a political prisoner,Trapped in a windowless cage.'Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnipsBy killing five men in a rage.I told the judge when he sentenced me,"This is my finest hour!I'ld kill those farmers againJust to save one more caul-i-flower."{Refrain}How low as people do we dare to stoop?Making young broccolis bleed in the soup.Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes,Set potted plants free, don't mash that potato, Woe! Woe! Woe!I've heard the screams of the vegetables. Scream scream scream.Watching their skins being peeled. Fates in the stir fry are sealed.Griddled and steamed with no mercy. You fat gourmet scum.How do you think that feels? Leave them out in the fields.Carrot juice constitutes murder. V8's genocide.Greenhouses prisons for slaves. Yes, your compost's a grave.It's time to stop all this gardening. Take up macramé.Let's call a spade a spade. Is a spade is a spade is a spade.I think it would be fun to start a group like PETA, only more fanatical and radical. I'd call it PERV, People for Ethics and Respectfor Vegetables. The T-shirt sales alone would leave me set for life.Robert V Frazier