Future Fred 7: Fred Gets Promoted!

by Stephanus 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    2583AD (oops!: CE)

    Dear Diary,

    I've been keeping my head low for a few years now. My investments are paying off and I'm able to provide my mother and myself a decent lifestyle. In my more cynical moments I feel that after 500 years of doing without for the sake of the WBTS, we could probably do with a break. However, due to the various anti-ageing, age-regression and energising treatments Mom and I have been receiving, we are more capable than ever of putting in the hours the Society requires. Sometimes it is even relaxing to pretend to be poor and none too bright and peddle the ideas of a group of people who last had an original thought over 300 years ago - kind of like being on autopilot. The current light on ageing treatments is that it is okay to preserve your current biological age, even if that is 80 or higher, but age regression therapy is not allowed. Therefore Mother could be in trouble if anyone knew. Fortunately it is possible to mask the therapy. Even though Mom is now of a biological age around the mid-twenties, a holoprojection of her aged face and body appears to all the right people (those we program into the system), so she appears to be of the correct age. Again, she is blissfully unaware of either the fact that she's received the treatment (she just feels very well these days - "Praise Adonai", she says), or that people are seeing her any way other than how they used to - the AWs are happy to see her hobbling about and struggling to get through life and staying in her place.

    A strange twist to an old entry. The WBTS have realised the huge braindrain which the anti-intelligence chip implant rule has caused is affecting its ability to govern Adonai's People effectively. Although still strongly against the implants in all but exceptional circumstances (reminds me of the attitude towards higher education in the early 21st century), there is something akin to an amnesty going on: all those displaying signs of above average AW intelligence are being promoted into positions of responsibility (while of course being drilled with the necessity of not doing anything with that intelligence other than WBTS administrative work). In a few short years I've gone from nobody to elder to PO of my local KH. This puts me in somewhat of a quandary. Having discovered the joy of having a secret part of my life which is my own, I now find myself not only required to give more of it to a system I feel already has more than its fair share of it, but to demand the same sacrifice of others less fortunate than myself. It is a burden I do not wish to take on, but Fredbert has counselled me to stick with it for the time being - he feels something big is on the horizon. He is now a CO, and has been hearing rumours from New Brooklyn Heights. I will persevere for now; I've learned to trust Fredbert's instincts over the years.

    Mom will be along with my cocoa soon, so I'd better sign off.

    Goodnight Diary!

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Future Fred Supplemental -

    Diary entry 3:

    2579AD (oops!: CE)

    Dear Diary,

    Today I bought a new time travel appliance and tried it out. Unfortunately, nothing that we do in the past can affect the present without forever changing it. So time travel is usually to an parallel universe, where nothing we people from the future do changes anything in our own present.

    I decided to go back and see the great man who started it all: Pastor Russell! When I materialised, he was sitting on the steps of his old Presbyterian church, after having his ass-kicked. He rightly rejected the doctrine of pre-destination as unbiblical.

    I started to talk to this spiritual giant of a man. He told me about the return of Christ in 1874. "1914" I corrected him, remembering that that was the new old date of the parousia the Society had before the now current one of 2525. He said that even if Jesus did not return physically in 1874, he would do so invisibly. I corrected him again: "That's still 1914".

    I told him that the society he founded would forever uphold the name of Jehovah, at least until the new light which made him Adonai in the mid 23rd century. He asked me what the heck I was going on about. "Jehovah"? He then lit up a cigar. I warned him that he could be in grave danger of disfellowshipment if he kept that up. I told him that many would become loyal to Jehovah and many would drift away. However I assured him that the righthearted ones would be brought into Jehovah's Earthly organisation and stay there. When he observed that those righthearted ones would be so because Jehovah made them that way, he said that sounded too much like the pre-destination he'd rejected.

    We got talking about the Great Pyramid; I realised that adding his calculations to the measurements of the more recently discovered passages in the Great pyramid gave the figure of 2525AD! (Er, CE!) Praise Jeh...er, Adonai, that he still uses the great Pyramid to reveal his plans to us!

    After many more exchanges between us, I was transported back to my own time, envigorated!

    Good Night, Dear Diary! Kiss! Kiss!

  • Fredhall
    Fredhall

    Stephanus,

    If I went back in time and saw Russell. I would spend time with him and encourage him to serve God to the end.

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Don't be so modest, Fred. If Russell had fantasised about time-travel, he'd have wanted to come forward in time to meet you! LOL

  • Jim Lad
    Jim Lad

    Fred: He did serve til the end. A very painful end on a train in texas in 1916. No pain spared by the creator for this false prophet it would seem...

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Good point Jim Lad; is Fred here doubting the fatih of the founder of his so called "Truth"?

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