Wal-Mart to open store with special parking spaces for Amish buggies

by rebel8 9 Replies latest social humour

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    http://www.local6.com/news/4499629/detail.html

    Wierd story.

    Someone come up with a JW joke about this story. I'm drawing a blank at the moment.

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo

    are the amish allowed 2 door buggies

    what goes clip clop clip clop -bang- clip clop clip clop...an amish drive-by shooting

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    I wonder if the Walmart has a special card reader for wooden debit and credit cards.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    clip clop clip clop clip clop...

  • SeymourButts
    SeymourButts

    Parking spaces for Amish buggies are nothing new. It is a common thing around here. Most of the bigger stores and some of the smaller ones all have special parking for them.

    They usually include a hitching rail and the ground is gravel rather than pavement.

    And, yes....there are family buggies. There are even small 2-wheeled sport models. I saw a buggy race against a VW van once.....buggy had him at the start, but the van eventually overtook him...lol

  • willyloman
    willyloman

    They won't sell many cameras.

  • lonelysheep
    lonelysheep

    LOL Tij and Elsewhere!!

  • fairchild
    fairchild

    Summer of 1992, I was in a greyhound bus station in Cleveland Ohio and had to wait until 2 in the morning for a connecting bus to Syracuse, NY. I had traveled all the way from Colorado and was dead-tired. Decided to take a nap. There was an Amish man sitting on the bench next to me who was waiting for the same bus. I asked him to wake me up when the bus arrived, he said he would. I fell asleep and happened to wake up at the right time. Turned out the bus to Syracuse had arrived, it was full and there was only one seat left, it was either him or me. So he had decided not to wake me. Since he had already jumped on the bus, I had to wait another 6 hours for the next one. I don't like the Amish. Just out of spite, if walmart makes parking spots for them, I'm going to park my behind and my cat right in their spot.

  • fairchild
    fairchild

    LMAO, I had posted this without checking out the link first. Seems this is going to happen right around Cleveland Ohio, it figures. Darn, too bad I live in New York now.

  • talesin
    talesin

    Okay, here is your joke, rebel8

    Walmart Builds Store for Jehovah's Witnesses

    A new Wal-Mart that caters to the Jehovah's Witnesses (TM) has opened in Middlefield, Ohio, according to Local 6 News.

    The store has an expanded coffee shop that includes 37 booths for 'counting time' (every active JW is required to 'count time' for 10 hours/month).

    Also, the store is stocked with briefcases instead of luggage and the ugliest clothes they could find.

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