RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

by fri 9 Replies latest social humour

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  fri

  RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

  Taoism: Shit Happens

  Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before

  Islam: If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage

  Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?

  Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is it really Shit?

  Confucianism: Confucius Say, ?Shit Happens?

  7 th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays

  Protestantism: Shit Won?t Happen If I Work Harder

  Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It

  Jehovah?s Witnesses: Knock, Knock, ?Shit Happens?

  Unitarian: Is This Shit?

  Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again

  Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?

  Rastafarianism: Let?s Smoke This Shit
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  kls

  LOL,Fri and thats the truth.
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  JW83

  Religion - just shit
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  Klaus Vollmer

  orthodox: better black shit than red shit

  shamanism: lets praise the shit of the ancestors

  German tribe religion: Wodan's shit never smells

  Gallic religion: better shit from the cock than from the top

  antique Roman religion: pontifex maxishit

  antique Greek religion: bearded shit

  antique Egyption Religion. pyramid shit lasts forever

  Babylonian Religion: shit a zikkurate and climb on its top

  Mongolian shit: horses shit is fuel for the oven

  Chinese communist religion: MaoTse Shit is expending the wall to India

  Nord-Korean shit: kim chee shit

  and US State Religion:

  let us shit onto the burning bush
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  Golden Girl

  Uniterian:..Shit happens..Maybe or Maybe not....believe what you want...it's OK !
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  phil78

  I love it !!!!!

  JW: U cant prove i said shit - where's your 2nd witness.

  Phil.
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  zen nudist

  oriental religions -- kim chi happens
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  Evanescence

  We can triumph through shit! shit is a blessing in discuise!

  came take up your shit and follow me

  Shit is a part of life

  An actual sermon in a catholic church: WE must also thank god for our crosses (adversity) for we can benefit, and learn from our crosses sometimes our crosses make us stronger and help us through future adversity

  Interpertation: we must also thank god for our shit, for we can benefit, and learn from our shit sometimes our shit make us stronger and help us through future shit!

  Evanescence
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  greendawn

  The sum total is that all religions failed to elevate man spiritually to a supremely civilised level despite their stated function.
  
  They blame their members and their members blame them for this.
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  DanTheMan

  Jehovah's Witnesses - You're going to shit your pants in fear at Armageddon if you don't join us