Are spreading the Good News about Jesus Christ and His Kingdom throughout the world on such a grand scale?
Who Else But Jehovah's Witnesses?
by Honesty 8 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Elsewhere
Every frigg'in preachy christian on the face of the earth.
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Mastodon
If by Good News you mean Lies and by Grand Scale you mean their Bank Account, then yeah, the Jehovah's Witnesses are the ones...
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ljwtiamb
MicroSoft & Coca-Cola
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upside/down
Everyone on the planet (just about) knows of Jesus.
It's his followers that are the problem....
I have magnet on my fridge that says..."Please Jesus...Protect Me From Your Followers"
u/d
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metatron
In most all parts of the world, people are familiar with Christ and the Bible because missionaries
from Christendom were already there, risking their lives and health to spread faith. Further, the Watchtower
can't say that they weren't spreading the gospel because Christendom published and distributed the New Testament
which plainly says it contains "the gospel" - as in "the Gospel According to Mark", etc.
metatron
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Nathan Natas
Tell us what exactly this good news is.
The Millerite doctrine that Jesus returned invisibly sometime after 1844?
The Rutherfordite doctrine that 1925 would see the beginning of Jehovah's Great Jubilee and the return of Abraham, Issac, Jacob and other faithful men of old?
The Franzian doctrine that 1975 marked the end of 6,000 years of human history and that the beginning of King Jeus Millennial reign over the earth would soon begin?
The Watchtower doctrine that Jeus would extend his heavenly kingdom to encopass the earth before the end of the Twentieth Century?
Or the nascent Watchtowerite doctrine that the kingdom will be here by 2034, with the ridiculous and incongruent mention of Noah's 120 year "ministry"?
Which of your Bible-Based (tm) NUMEROLOGIES is the good news this week?
Who else is spreading shit thicker than a farmer getting ready for spring planting?
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144001
Let's see, there's also the millions of buttholes throughout the world that emit gasses that have passed through the gastrointestinal tract and acquired their essence therein. The message farted by those buttholes is equivalent to the message that is the subject of this thread.
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Sunspot
Who else is spreading shit thicker than a farmer getting ready for spring planting?
Nathan,
You beat me to it in your opening line of your post.
The "good news" isn't a blanket announcement or a shared similar thought with sects. I had to laugh at your final thought..........
Annie