Not sure if this has ever been done before, but wouldn't it be kind of interesting to have it all in one thread? Okay here is mine, they are usually short:
I was in a love triangle situation with John Goodman and Meg Ryan. We were sitting down in like a moment of confrontation or something and she chose him. I was pretty much going through something like that at the time, although I think it was probably more of a square since the girl in question was more interested in other GQ type of guys instead of me and this other guy... Okay maybe a polygon.. But it is so weird that I ended up laughing the whole thing off, I mean these two were actors after all.