Did you ever hear of the Dialectizer? Well, click on the link below and see what it does....
Then press on the dialectize button. It makes the text look funny...
Click on the link....lol
by JH 9 Replies latest jw friends
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ozziepost
Hmmmmm.........
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JH
First click on the link, then press on dialectize, and you will see the text change in a funny way.
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JH
Do as I said Ozziepost. This link is funny
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Leolaia
Redneck
Four sco'e an' seven years ago our Pappys brought fo'th on this hyar continent, a noo nashun, cornceived in Liberty, an' dedicated t'th' proposishun thet all min are created equal, ah reckon.
Now we is engaged in a great civil war, testin' whether thet nashun, o' enny nashun so cornceived an' so dedicated, kin long indure. We is met on a great battle-field of thet war. We haf come t'dedicut a po'shun of thet field, as a final restin' place fo' them who hyar gave their lives thet thet nashun might live. It is altogither fittin' an' right thet we sh'd does this.
Jive
Foe sco'e and seven years ago our faders brought fo'd on dis continent, some new nashun, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated t'de proposishun dat all dudes are created equal.
Now we is engaged in some great civil war, testin' wheda' dat nashun, o' any nashun so's conceived and so's dedicated, kin long endure. We is met on some great battle-field uh dat war. Ah be baaad... We gots mosey on down to dedicate some po'shun uh dat field, as some final restin' place fo' dose who here gave deir lives dat dat nashun might live. It be altogeda' fittin' and propuh' dat we should do dis.
Cockney
Four score and seven years ago us favvers brought forff on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated ter the bleedin' proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, right, testin' weffer that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, right, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We 'ave come ter dedicate a portion of that field, as a final restin' place for them 'oo 'ere gave their lives that that nation might live. Right. It is altogeffer fittin' and proper that we should do this.
Elmer Fudd
Fouw scowe and seven yeaws ago ouw fathews bwought fowf on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Wibewty, and dedicated to the pwoposition that aww men awe cweated eqwaw.
Now we awe engaged in a gweat civiw waw, testing whethew that nation, ow any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can wong enduwe. We awe met on a gweat battwe-fiewd of that waw. We have come to dedicate a powtion of that fiewd, as a finaw westing pwace fow those who hewe gave theiw wives that that nation might wive. It is awtogethew fitting and pwopew that we shouwd do this. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!
Swedish Chef
Fuoor scure-a und sefee yeers egu oooor fezeers bruooght furt oon thees cunteenent, a noo neshun, cunceeefed in Leeberty, und dedeeceted tu zee prupuseeshun thet ell mee ere-a creeted iqooel.
Noo ve-a ere-a ingeged in a greet ceefil ver, testeeng vhezeer thet neshun, oor uny neshun su cunceeefed und su dedeeceted, cun lung indoore-a. Ve-a ere-a met oon a greet bettle-a-feeeld ooff thet ver. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Ve-a hefe-a cume-a tu dedeecete-a a purshun ooff thet feeeld, es a feenel resteeng plece-a fur thuse-a vhu here-a gefe-a zeeur leefes thet thet neshun meeght leefe-a. It is eltugezeer feetting und pruper thet ve-a shuoold du thees. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Pig Latin
Ourfay orescay andyay evensay yearsay agoyay ouryay athersfay oughtbray orthfay onyay isthay ontinentcay, ayay ewnay ationnay, onceivedcay inyay Ibertylay, andyay edicatedday otay ethay opositionpray atthay allyay enmay areyay eatedcray equalyay.
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Hacker
fuor scroe nad seven years ag our FatheerSb rought fRoTh on this continent, a neW nation, voncieved in 7ibarty, ans fded1aTed to the proposition that all me|\| are creatEd Equal!!!!!!111~~~
|\|ow wee are engag3d 1n a ggrater civil war, testing wheTher that nation, ro any nation doi concieved and sao dedicated, can long endure... HAX)R YoUUUUUUU BECAuZ YOU RLAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ We are met on 4 grate bartle-fei7d of tjhat w4r we have come tod edciate a protion of that feild, as a final retsing place fro those who here gave their ilveS rthat thta nation might lIve I will AHCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1t sia ltogeth3r ftitinG 4nd pr0pEr tthat we shold do this!!!!!!11 lololo....
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Scully
ok, I'm laughing!!
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Pole
LOL at Scully.
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iggy_the_fish
LOL
I like the idea of the USA being
a new nation, conceived in Wibewty
ig.