DC Delegate Kit for Apostates

by RichieRich 9 Replies latest jw friends

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  RichieRich

  The time of the year has come for us to enjoy our annual District Convention. Through much hard work and collaboration of thinking powers, a kit has been formed for those of you wishing to attend the convention covertly. Remember to bring your own lunch and refrain from flash photography during the session.

  Here's your badge:

  

  Now, while you're there, we respectfully request that you make a deposit. The following image is a "check-like" slip of paper that is on a worldwide campaign to scare priviledged JWs. It is not to commit fraud with, but merely to alert the JW world to our presence in their "spiritual paradise".

  

  If you would like an attendant badge, or a copy of the check with an alternate spelling of "check", please come here: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/92047/1.ashx. Thank you, and let's give `em hell!
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  ezekiel3

  Rich deserves a hand for his graphic work

  I want to include a special message for JWs who lurk here. Here is your opportunity to speak out and let the WTS know what you think. As a active witness it is difficult to vent your opinion without severe reprocussions. Here is your chance to send a message, that the R&F know whats up due to exposure from the internet and other sources.

  Also, if anyone posts on other JW boards, please provide this link so that everyone can get a chance at this.

  See you at the conventions!
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  katiekitten

  Ritchie that is truly awe - inspiring. Ive never thought about being one of the fruit bats that hijack an assembly, but im beginning to see the light(er side).

  Thanks for this.
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  RichieRich

  BTTT for the nightowls!
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  loosie

  Rich you always have a way of cracking me up.
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  ezekiel3

  btt
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  ezekiel3

  I just checked and the convention badge is not an accurate copy of the real one. I will provide a scan of a real badge shortly. I cannot recommend using the badge as you will be noticed as a fraud.
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  Abaddon

  The idea of making badge scans available is a good one. Means anyone who wants to bunk into a DA can do so...

  ... oh man, me and my gf could have some wicked fun.

  Short skirt, a T-shirt you can see nipples through, no underwear... and that would just be me...
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  ezekiel3

  This is a high-res scan of the 2005 DC Badge. The original is 3.25 X 2 inches or 8.2 X 5.2 cm.

  Right-click and select "Save Picture As..." to copy to your computer.
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  RichieRich

  Holy crap! My monitor color is off!! I guess I need to recalibrate!!!