What goes.....

by PaulJ 5 Replies latest social humour

  • PaulJ
    PaulJ

    What goes red, black, green, yellow, brown, pink, orange, blue, purple, white, grey?

    A pack of crayons.

  • sonnyboy
    sonnyboy

    What's black and white and red all over?

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo

    A newspaper?.....A nun on fire..?

  • sonnyboy
    sonnyboy

    A zebra in a blender. (boo)

  • PaulJ
    PaulJ

    Ouch... Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo

    Ah - that's what I was thinking -'' What's green and turns red at the touch of a button?''

    A frog in a liquidiser.

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