Kingdom Song for Farkel

by Maximus 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Maximus
    Maximus

    Farkel, I have this little ditty in my head you must have implanted from afar.
    Anybody remember this?

    To the work, to the work,
    O ye servants of God,
    Let us follow the path
    that our Master has trod.

    With the joy of Jee-ho-vah
    our strength to renew,
    Let us do with our might
    What our hand finds to do .......

    [Chorus:]

    Hast'ning on ........
    [Farkel shows off left hand on the piano]
    Hast'ning on ........
    [Farkel does it again]

    [Repeat/repeat/repeat]
    And serve until the work is done!

    "Brother Knorr, I was just doing what my hand found to do. With all my might."

    "No, no. Not that sinful, degrading male practice you seem so preoccupied with."

    "I'm talking about my taking on the blood and abuse issues!"

    Maximus
    Hast'ning on,
    Until the work is done.

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    "We're Jehovah's Witnesses
    We speak out in fearlessness
    Ours is the god of true prophecy
    What he foretells comes to be!"

    Cheers,
    Ozzie (of the truth in advertising class)

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Yes, Maximus,

    I vividly remember that one. I played that one in various Halls during my sentence as a Cultist.

    All I can say about that one is, "You cannot shine shit."

    I tried to shine it when I played it. I failed.

    It's shit, and you know it and I know it. It's a marching song for braindead dummies to sell WTS crap.

    Farkel

  • philo
    philo

    : hastening on...

    Which song book was that from?

    I used to knock out K-'melodies' on the joanna, yuk, I even did it in PRIVATE! LOL

    philo

  • qwerty
    qwerty

    I have posted this before,but here goes again for any that missed it!
    link to midi http://www.l-and-a.com.au/comm/addons/midi/song042.mid
    Song 42
    “This Is the Way”
    (Isaiah 30:20, 21)
    1. Borg's voice keeps on calling; O walk in the way,
    The way that Gov bod has shown us today.
    There it as a flawed channel that’s surely unique,
    And through it they choose to whine and to squeak.
    This is the way in which to retaught.
    O do not think! O do not balk!
    With our own ears we hear, the call so queer.
    About it we should ever squalk.
    Pioneer spirit will help us to tack too and throw.
    In tracks of uptightness then, go early to bed.

    2. The word from behind us, oh how it does moan,
    For the Governing Body has made it's way known.
    We hear with impairment and listen on chairs.
    Of hating false truths we now want to beware.
    Walk in bod's way of "truth" and might,
    The way of ugliness, so don't fight.
    Our lies of faith don't see, that soon true troof won't be,
    For the Borg now reigns,the drowns don't see the plight.
    No right or left turning they dare ever take!
    When walking in bod’s way, advancement we’ll hate.

    3. The way of Brooklyn we need to expound
    To those who will listen the wide world around.
    Like dubs to their dubvecotes, those hearing now mock
    And come to the true bod, their Refuge, their not!
    Borg's way is one of fleace.
    For Satan’s world He gives increase.
    In paths of brainwasheousness and ways of thoughtlesness,
    It leads to a strife that will not cease.
    We lift up our cheques, then, and quicken the pace,
    With eyes on the assimulation, our pooh testing-place.

    qwerty

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