MURDER BY GOD (A 30-SECOND PLAY)
Act 1, Scene 1 [Setting: Young pregnant woman found dead in a parking lot, struck by lightning.]
Cop : Looks like lightning hit her on the head. Guess it was the will of God.
Detective: It's the work of God all right, and I'm gonna make sure he goes up the river for this one.
Detective's narration: Ever since I started this beat, God had been responsible for putting more people six feet under the ground than any other thug in the city. They had all been written off as natural causes, but I knew better. And now he was getting sloppy. The lightning was his personal trademark.
WES ANDERSON