UBER-STRATEGY - New Convention Tactic

by ezekiel3 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  ezekiel3

  You may completely familiar with many of the convention tactics presented on this board. For more information go to these links:

  More District Convention ApostaKits

  Consolidated Guerilla Apostasy Tactics for 2005 District Conventions

  However this tactic is tailored for the active JW (that means you lurkers!):

  1. Print up the check of your choice (see link above) or even make your own post-it note.
  2. Put the check/note in your own Bible, and "discover it" when you are around someone you think might need some exposure.
  3. For the daring: Report this "find" to an attendant or elder. Claimed to be shocked that an apostate is distributing the checks/notes among books left on seats.

  Have fun with complete impunity, while watching the reaction of JWs to apostacy in their midst!
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  RichieRich

  Have fun with complete impunity

  This is your chance for revenge lurkers.

  Reminds me of something E.A. Poe wrote: Nemo Me Impune Lacessit. This means "No one bothers / hurts me with impunity". Put your foot down and stake your claim on your life!

  PS: If the attendant acts less than concerned, just punch them.
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  Panda

  You will probably make their day. Hunting for apostates in our midst ... no more wasting time scouting for hot chicks we now have real woek to do!
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  Pole

  Oh yeah - reporting an apostate leaflet that you;ve just secretly distributed to an elder could be fun.
  How about making a lot of fuss about it? Like standing up and yelling at the top of your voice: "Watch out everyone, some apostates have planted their leaflets all over the place! I've just read some lies about the Watchtower associating with the United Nations. Don't read it! Tell everyone! Hey brother, just look at what they've written here:...". I guess you could only do it at a convention where noone knows you personally. LOL
  Pole
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  hamsterbait

  Ritchierich,

  Please look to your health. Your upper body is classic indicator of heartattack material. Get fit, have fun, get your degree and live a long life so you can keep saying "WTS generation was a big fat smelly lie."

  HB
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  Rod P

  Well, I'd still be pretty careful with this tactic.

  Firstly, we all know the boys at the top are monitoring 'postate websites like JWD. So they get wise by reading this thread, which then puts them on alert.

  So now you go to the assembly and try to sound this alarm as though someone else did this dastardly deed to you, when all the while you are the one who planted it.

  If the JW leadership puts the Ushers on high alert, telling them to watch out for this sort of thing, then the next thing you might find yourself in the middle of is an interrogation party. So, unless you can lie and deny with a straight face, and won't buckle under the pressure, just be sure you can stand the heat before you set this up. Be prepared, and don't be surprised, is all that I'm saying. To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

  Rod P.
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  Pole

  That's true Rod P, especially for those who need to be careful about their identity in the borg. I have nothing to lose now, so it might be just pure fun for me.
  
  Pole
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  RichieRich

  Ritchierich,

  Please look to your health. Your upper body is classic indicator of heartattack material. Get fit, have fun, get your degree and live a long life so you can keep saying "WTS generation was a big fat smelly lie."

  HB

  I'm sorry. Did you say something?
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  Honesty

  I would love to implement this but can't get within 100 yards of a District Convention site because the word is that I am a despicable apostate who turned my back on Joe Hoba.
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  Satanus

  Aaaa, a new generation of apostates raises it's head, and bares it's fangs. I love it.

  S