Saved!

by Crumpet 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Has anyone else seen the movie Saved!? I watched it last night with Mr C and although many aspects were extremely funny, some were so cringeworthy too!

    There's one scene where the head of the "Christian Jewels" gang tells all her to laugh and look like they were having a good time to try and convert the bad kids to Jesus by showing how being a Christian is such good fun! I remeber doing a similar thing - I also remember constantly being told off from a small child and into my teens that my "long face" was bringing reproach on Jehooba's name. Because JWs were a happy people.

    Never was I asked why I was so miserable. I remember when I was 9 my mum was mortified as one oft he mothers at the school gates took her aside to say she was worried about me as I always looked so tragically unhappy and did I want to come and play with her kids. (What a lovely mum!). I was taken out of school not long after - probably in part so worldly people wouldn't have to see my "long face".

    Does anyone else remember doing things specifically to try and attract people to God or being told to do so?

  • GetBusyLiving
    GetBusyLiving

    I remember being told on the podium that us witness kids WERE happy. I'm here to tell ya, NONE of the witness kids who weren't living a double life were even remotely happy. Our parents were so out of touch with reality, sad really.

    GBL

  • luna2
    luna2


    In my first congregation, every so often large groups of "sisters" would get together for lunches or dinners in public restaurants. I often thought that the rowdiness of these events was, in good part, due to wanting to show the world how dang HAPPY we all were...despite not celebrating anything with our worldly friends and families and living under the enormously heavy yoke of the FDS. Of course, we told ourselves that even though we were being crushed to the ground with it's weight, it wasn't really heavy at all. Let's all throw back our heads and laugh loudly now....lift that chin and straighten that back. We're Jehoobie's Jolly Jokesters!

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet
    We're Jehoobie's Jolly Jokesters

    LOL Luna!

  • GetBusyLiving
    GetBusyLiving

    LMFAO @ LUNA!!! "Jehoobies Jolly Jokesters".. classic!!

    GBL

  • lonelysheep
    lonelysheep

    Lol Luna!

    I liked that movie. It reminded me of the b.s. my friends would spew.

  • Huxley
    Huxley

    I remember a few Witnesses commenting that I "never looked happy".

    They would say really helpful things like, "Why don't you smile more?"

    I couldn't wait to go home after the meeting, listen to the Smiths and brood in my room.

    Ah the angst-ridden life of a teenaged dub.


    Huxley
    "Room brooding since 1990."

  • chrissy
    chrissy

    Crumpet,

    I loved this movie!!! My fav lines:

    "I am filled with Christ's love!!" She screams as she whales a bible at her preggie heathen friend's back.

    and... at then end when the mini van crashes... "you ran over jesus!"

    LMAO...I could watch this movie over and over.

  • poppers
    poppers

    It looks like a lovely long face to me, Crumpet.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Thanks Poppers! Its a much happier face these days. I sometimes catch my self smiling for no reason at all.

    I loved the line about "Jesus wants us to be Born AGAIN, not Born A Gay"!

    And I loved Macauley Culkin with that sign as he sits in his wheel chair in the mall which reads "Will Dance"!

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