One of my best friends lives in the same building as this single woman in the congregation I used to attend. We'll call her "Pam." This woman's father is an elder (he was on the committee that df'd me) and he lives in the building next to them. Anyway, my friend and another neighbor in the building "Angelica" thinks that Pam is fond of other women because she undresses them with her eyes. Angelica ran into Pam's father (the elder..PO actually) and they were chatting briefly about Angelica's upcoming trip to France. Pam knocked on Angelica's door with her hands behind her back. She proceeded to tell Angelica (to whom she has only said a brief hello in passing) that she heard she was going away to France and she wished her a safe trip. Angelica was a little freaked out because (1) Pam had never knocked on her door before; and (2) she had no idea what Pam had behind her back.
Finally, Pam pulled her hands from behind her back. She had a huge stack of Watchtowers (and probably Awakes) bound with a rubber band. She told Angelica that since she had such a long trip ahead, she thought she would like some reading material and she also suggested that Angelica distribute these mags to others on the plane! The audacity! The gumption!
Angelica's boyfriend was so upset by that gesture, that he divided the stack of mags up and put one stack in front of Pam's apartment door and the other stack in front of the garbage can in plain sight for Pam to see.
Funny? Pathetic? Disturbing? Or Classic?