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the other day someone posted a website dealing with the watchtower brotherhood group. anyway I thought I would try and get onto that site.
Here is the riidculious application that they expect you to fill in. I hope it works. In my opinion I think that this group are getting just a little to personal about a persons affairs. Tell me what you think
Orangefatcat.
What wonderful fellowship in store for you when you reply and fill out the application to our Private Witness site. We wanted a safe place to enjoy our fellowship on a well monitored message board. So I hope by filling out our application that you will feel that you are joining other true witnesses that have answered the same questions.
There is no time limit to return the application. When ever you are ready, return it. (But if you don’t return the application in a few days, you will be taken off the pending list, but don’t worry, I have you on a list of ones I sent the application to. ) When it is returned I will send you a special invitation to the site that makes you a member.
Here is where I ask you a few million questions.
What is the member name you would like to be known as?__
What is your real name (first and last)? ___
What is your gender __ and age?___
Arent you glad I didn't ask you your weight?__
What is the faithful and discreet slave?__
What connection if any is there between the faithful stewart, the discreet slave, the anointed of Jehovah, and the Bride class? __
When
were you baptised as one of Jehovah's Witnesses? ___
What congregation do you attend? ______
Where do you live? (city, state, country ) ______
What is this years year text? __
What scriptual support is there for attending the meeting?_____
Are you active and in good standing with your local congregation? ___ (this means you have no restrictions)
Do you participate at the meetings? ___( Answer at WT or joined the school?)
What is the motivation behind our service?__
How many hours in service does a auxiliary pioneer typically put in service?__
What kind of publisher are you?________ ( Baptised or unbaptised?)but you must be a publisher and attending our meetings.
What does KM stand for?__
And what was the title of the Watchtower article studied last week? (This one is a must)
What spiritual goals have you set for yourself? __
What do you love most about your Heavenly Father? __
If you are under 18 years of age, and one of your parents is a member, please answer the following questions:
1. Do you have permission from your parents or guardians to become a member of the Wbotw?__
2. Which of your
parents or grandparents are Wbotw members, let us know their member name.and address__
Optional/ Is there anything else you would like to share with us about your self? Do you hold any position in the congregation?___ Any position is important and shows you have made spiritual advancement. Example; holding the mics. Remember , there is no time limit. Send the application back when you can. Hope to hear from you soon. Your sister in Phoenix Arizona , Rita, [email protected] (If you put me on your messenger you may check out my profile.)v |
Talk about getting personal
by orangefatcat 7 Replies latest jw friends
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orangefatcat
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kittyeatzjdubs
OOO-OOO-OOO!!!!!!! please post the web address where that application came from. i'm gonna print 2 copies of that thing off and fill it out with matt tonight......
too much fun
luv, jojo
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Dragonlady76
OMG that's so funny!
Do you think she will really double check you and call the congo you listed? I would love to join and pump them for information to report back. But I don't know or forgot the answers to many of Questions, can someone provide them for me?
DL76
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delilah
Funny, they forgot to ask for your credit card numbers.....hahahahahahaaa what a croc!!!!!
Delilah
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Sunspot
Funny, they forgot to ask for your credit card numbers.....
AND...........her shoe size.
Long ago I used to belong to two groups like this (when I was a JW) but when I left the WTS I let them lapse and I think they are gone now anyway.
There was one that I went and viewed the posts occasionally, but they were SO incredibly BO-RING that I stopped even going there to have a laugh!
How funny it is, that they aren't supposed to be having these online boards in the first place, yet make you jump through hoops and sacrifice your firstborn for the "privilege" of allowing you to join them.
More power TO you---for those of you who can slip through the radar ond be able to sit there through the crud!
Annie
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orangefatcat
Dear Katseatzjdubs, here is the web site for you.
http://groups.msn.com/WorldwideBrotherhoodontheWeb hope it is helpful and you have a great time having fun with this groups. It will be interesting to see if you can get in.
love
ofc
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cruzanheart
Well, if anyone needs just a congregation NAME, feel free to use Preston Park (Plano), Texas congregation. That was my dad's old congregation (the one that drove him to suicide) so I'd be thrilled to lend their name to anyone who needs to borrow it. If you need any elders' names or the name of the convicted pedophile they welcomed back into the congregation after his jail term to give your application a sense of reality, please PM me.
Nina
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freedom96
That list is insane and pathetic. What a bunch of dribble.
Though, it would be interesting to sneak a peak at what goes on in there.