by Kent 9 Replies latest jw friends
I'm gonna stop complaining about the Americans. I'll quote their papers instead. LOL
Yakki Da
Kent
"The only difference between a fool and the JW legal department is that a fool might be sympathetic ."
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Hey Kent I have been to Norway, specifically Oslo, and I live in the United States. I would much rather live in Norway. The only thing kinda bad I noticed while there is an almost paranoid fear of Pakistani's and a prejudice against them.
What's so bad about them?
Also, europe in general charges way too much for Burger king and mcodnalds. Here in the US a mcdonalds Big mac meal runs you $3.15 and a burger king whopper meal is $3.89
And what's up with you guys still using styrofoam containers for the burgers? Doncha know its bad for the environment :)
The best thing about Norway? HOT GIRLS!!!!!!
I've also heard from people living in Norway that lived in england previously is that norweigans tend to come off as snobbish and uncaring. Oh well. I just liked all the polar bears running wild through the streets.
-Dan
Dan,
The best thing about Norway? HOT GIRLS!!!!!!
Which is also true about those places in the US (& Canada) where I have been. And since the climate is better, they have less clothes on.
Not to mention some of the American girls on this board!
But you're right about Norwegian girls. You don't discover this before you go to Germany or Britain and wonder "where the heck are the pretty girls?" Ok, they surely exist, but much fewer and further between them.
Now we just need more sunny days so we can see them exposed.
- Jan
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Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. [Ambrose Bierce, The Devil´s Dictionary, 1911]
JanH,
I thought you said there WEREN'T many cuties in Norway???
Billygoat
LOL @ headline
Jay Leno does a bit on The Tonight Show every monday night called Headlines. people send in newspaper clippings from all over with funny typos or just plain dumbass headlines. great fun!
click here to see:
. http://nbctv.nbci.com/tonightshow/
then click on "headlines"
he also does "Jaywalking", where he goes out in the streets and asks people questions. some of the answers..oh man, lmao. too bad there isn't any snips on the website..
love
harmony
"If God has spoken, why is the world not convinced?"
..........Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (1792-1822)
ps. be sure to check out the "weddings" section too, hilarious
"If God has spoken, why is the world not convinced?"
..........Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (1792-1822)
Jay leno is a kiss-ass no humor having loser. Johhny Carson was a gazillion times the comic he is. Give me David Letterman anyday
dan, don't get me wrong, the only time i really watch the tonight show is monday nights and just until headlines are over!
"If God has spoken, why is the world not convinced?"
..........Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (1792-1822)
Mony Roflol! HEHE
This sounds like something to do on the honeymoon Thanks for the link!
wendy
In a controversy the instant we feel anger, we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
Must agree with PLH here. I always watch Leno's Headlines on Tuesday night (by the time it gets here), but very little else. I do watch the monologue, and find that it's actually a great way to keep up with the US news (CNN sucks! - I miss BBC World sometimes). I find Letterman too sarcastic and, well, New Yorkie! (Conan too). We never had pay tv when Johnny Carson was around, so I never got to see the great man in action (although there was some show from the seventies called Carson's Comedy Classics on the midnight to dawn tv slot about 15 years ago!).
Q: How do you know a Dub loyal to "Jehovah's Organisation" is lying?
A: Their lips are moving.
