Numerology of the Beast

by candidlynuts 4 Replies latest social humour

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts
    sorry if this is a repost.. thought it was funny..
    Numerology of the Beast
    666 The Number of the Beast
    667 The Neighbor of the Beast
    660 Approximate Number of the Beast
    DCLXVI Roman Numeral of the Beast
    666.0000 High Precision Number of the Beast
    0.666 Number of the Millibeast
    /666 Common Denominator of the Beast
    666*sqrt(-1) Imaginary Number of the Beast
    sin(666) Transcendental Number of the Beast
    1010011010 Binary Number of the Beast
    6666 6666 6666 6666 Credit Card Number of the Beast
    666-66-6666 Social Security Number and Taxpayer ID of the Beast
    6-6666-6666-6 ISBN Number of the Beast's Book
    1-666 Area Code of the Beast
    00666 Zip Code of the Beast
    66 & 66/100% Purity of Beast's Soap
    1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66 per minute!
    $665.95 Retail Price of the Beast
    $699.25 Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
    $769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
    $656.66 Walmart Price of the Beast
    $646.66 Next week's Walmart Price of the Beast
    Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast
    Route 666 Way of the Beast
    666 F Oven Temperature of the Beast
    666k Retirement Plan of the Beast
    666 mg Minimum Daily Requirement of the Beast
    6.66% 6-year CD interest rate, First Beast of Hell National Bank,
    $666 minimum deposit
    DSM-666 (revised) Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
    Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast
    Word 6.66 Word Processor of the Beast
    i66686 CPU of the Beast
    666i BMW of the Beast
    6 iron, 6 iron, 6 iron Contents of Beast's Golf Bag
  • iggy_the_fish
    iggy_the_fish

    LOL. Well I've not seen them before, and they made me laugh.

    I liked 0.666, the number of the millibeast.

    ig.

  • MerryMagdalene
    MerryMagdalene

    New to me too, and a bit of a giggle.

    ~Merry

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    Wish I had a scanner to prove this to you all but the beast's pet cat lives with me - her rescue centre adoption reference number is H666

  • DannyBloem
    DannyBloem

    this is real funny,

    thanks for posting

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