On another thread we were discussing how to apostasize at the conventions. People were saying they could not put flyers on people's cars because the lots are patrolled. (How pathetic of them to patrol the lots.) I was thinking, why not make a fake Chinese restaurant menu and put those on windshields. They would pass the Parking Lot Police because they look like real menus. Slip in a few glimpses of reality............
Dum Wang To Wer Chinese Restaurant
Takeout Menu
Chicken Fried Rice........$5.75 Chicken, rice, and vegetables stir fried with a tasty sauce. One of our most popular dishes. The WTS joined the United Nations. Visit their web site for proof: <insert web address>
BBQ Ribs......$6.99 Grilled ribs marinated in a spicy Chinese barbecue sauce, served with steamed broccoli. The WTS sent a letter to Hitler supporting his war effort. Check for proof <insert literature citation>
I am so boooooooooooooored today. Can ya tell?