A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) (a masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
A Frog Goes Into A Bank ........
by BrendaCloutier 9 Replies latest social humour
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stevenyc
I'll call a cab.
steve
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Sad emo
ok I'll own up, ya rumbled me - I grinned before I groaned!!
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DanTheMan
I love "groaner" jokes. Thanks!
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tijkmo
yup i grinned
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jeanniebeanz
GROOOAAAAANNNNN
J
Here's another groaner:
Where do Itsy Bitsy Martians, keep their Teeny Weenie Armies?
Up their Itty Bitty Sleevies, of course...)
*ducks thrown cabbage*
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Momofmany
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
I read this before I went out tonight. It was stuck in my head all night.
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jeanniebeanz
thinking of you, froggie...
One frog says to another:
-Are you indisposed?
And the other answers:
-No!!! Why are you always asking me that?
The first frog says:
-You always look so green!!...
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BrendaCloutier
Two frogs on lilly pads.
One frog says to the other
"Time's fun when we're having flies!"