Evil Genius -- How Evil Are You?

by Swan 5 Replies latest social entertainment

  • Swan
    Swan

    I love this game! I love being the evil genius Alexis and using my henchmen and minions to utterly destroy my enemies. Plotting and stealing from around the globe in order to build my evil lair, AlexsisLabs, while putting up a facade of respectability is so much fun. It is a guilty pleasure to devise the most diabolical death traps known to man and get extra cash when they successfully ensnare my foes! I get chills up and down my spine I accumulate my collection of world treasures, such as the Eiffel Tower, and know that these one of a kind treasures now belong to me, and only me.

    It is so ego boosting to have my notoriety in the world steadily climb in my conquest for total world domination. I have the most dastardly villains the world has ever known clamoring to become one of my henchmen and serve me with undying devotion. It is so rewarding exacting revenge on once loyal minions who have a change of heart and try to defect my evil organization, and as an added bonus, killing them instills great fear and loyalty in my other remaining underlings. It is so breathtaking issuing my ultimatum to the world, and even better when the nations of the world reject it, because then I can unleash the terror of my doomsday device, which I have been dying to try out anyway.

    But more fun than anything is destroying the world's super agents with the most ingenious methods possible. Breaking them down, torturing them with my laser beams, centrifuges, and man-eating plants, is the best vengeance I can imagine.

    And only apostates can be this evil! I could never play a game like this as JW goody-two-shoes. JWs can't appreciate how to be truly evil like this without having pangs of conscience bother them for playing a violent "T" rated game. Only apostates can hire henchmen who are experts in voodoo, hypnosis, and psychic powers without compunction. Oh I am so glad to be an apostate, so I can start my own evil organization and rule the world. Muhahahahahaha!

    Alexipussy

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    Hmmm. I thought you were referring to the Evil Genius on Lilo and Stitch.

  • Swan
    Swan

    I guess I should have posted the link.

    http://www.howevilareyou.com/us/

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo

    My son, Master Midwich, loves this game. He's Maximillian (the short fat chap with the monocle) - he needs one more item to get the Doomsday Device.

  • bebu
    bebu

    Well... This one is a bit OTT for me. It's rather interesting in some respects, but the trailer had me cringing with the 'torture' ideas...

    bebu

  • Swan
    Swan

    Midwich,

    More than anything I love its sense of humor. It's sendup of James Bond 60's cold war films is hilarious, and the super agents are so funny. Especially the Rambo guy and the Jackie Chan / Jet Li guy. Montezuma is like a villian plucked right out of "Live and Let Die." And the syncronized frogmen sequence is so over the top.

    Good luck to Master Midwich on that final doomsday piece.

    Tammy

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