How about we let loose and spit up frothing at the mouth fury like the imaginary apostate's the J-Dubs think we are? Here goes:
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY UNIVERSE YOU GOD FEARING ANIMAL'S!!! There is no Jehovah! Worship his son Jesus instead! I’ve been sitting here in the dark in total isolation for an entire week eating bad Chinese take out, smoking joints and listening to “Dark Side Of The Moon” while scheming up ways to mess over the true religion! I mean the false religion! I was also watching an episode of “The Nature of Things” with David Suzuki before you knocked on my door! That’s right the evil “E” word, EVOLUTION, dip-shit! I’m gonna swing limb to limb like my prehistoric monkey ancestors following you guys around the neighborhood while you try to warn people of the coming destruction of this old system of things!"
GBL