Clever Thieves (Urban Legend material)

by Scully 8 Replies latest social current

  • Scully
    Scully

    A colleague of mine related an incident in her neighbourhood that happened recently.

    The story begins when a couple decides one weekend afternoon to start up their barbeque to make dinner. They go out to the back yard, only to realize that their barbeque is no longer there. They figure it's gone for good, and since it wasn't brand new, nor was it especially valuable and they were in the market for a new one, they didn't bother to report the incident to the police or their insurance company.

    A few days go by, and the homeowner is mowing his grass and goes round to the back yard again, and finds his barbeque has been returned. There is an envelope attached. He opens the envelope and finds a note inside to the effect that "Thanks for the use of the barbeque, you weren't home when we called to borrow it and we were having company over and didn't think you'd mind. Hope we didn't inconvenience you too much. Here are some tickets for the next football game. Enjoy!"

    The homeowner was very excited about this kind gesture, and naturally took advantage of the offer of the football tickets. Unfortunately, when they returned from the football game, they figured out that they had been set up: Their house was robbed clean during the time they had been at the football game.

  • Simon
    Simon

    Wait ... Who was playing? Who won?

    You can't tell us half a story !!

  • Scully
    Scully

    Simon.... you should know better.... it was CFL (Canadian) Football. Nobody wins... they're just goofing around waiting for NFL scouts to lure them to the US.

    BTW... after checking snopes.com it appears that this is an updated version of a classic urban legend.

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    Still Very Funny

  • georgefoster
    georgefoster

    The story doesn't make sense. Was the barbecue borrower anonymous? You would think it was a neighbor, or that the ticket giver would have identified themselves. Then they would be the prime suspects.

  • Scully
    Scully
    Was the barbecue borrower anonymous? You would think it was a neighbor, or that the ticket giver would have identified themselves.

    The "borrower" retains their anonymity, presumably to prevent embarrassment when facing their neighbours in the future. The homeowner lets their guard down after receiving the tickets that make the "borrower" appear to be a nice person that just wants to make it up to the homeowner for the inconvenience they've caused. Which is a perfect foil for someone with the ulterior motive of wanting to know the exact time and date you are going to be out of the house at a football game so they can rob you blind.

    There are a few variations of the story on http://www.snopes.com/autos/theft/tickets.asp :

    Central to the legend is the premise that once we "misjudge" a person we subsequently let down our guard too much towards him. Con men use this trick to earn a mark's trust, and this legend cautions us to watch out for this ploy. In this example, we're asked to see through the relief of getting the car back and the pink haze raised by the generosity of the borrower to recognize that nice people don't steal cars.

    Here's an early example of the legend, but without the motif of the stolen car:
    A young married couple who had just settled down in their new home got a pleasant surprise in their mail one morning -- a couple of tickets to one of the best shows in town. But the donor had omitted to send his name, and for the rest of the day thequestion was: "Wonder who it was?"

    They enjoyed the show; but when they reached home, they found that all their wedding presents had been taken. A note from the burglar said: "Now you know." 1
    It worked in a little city called Troy one time too.
  • georgefoster
    georgefoster

    Ahhh. Guess I like to think I'd be very suspicious.

  • EvilForce
    EvilForce

    Similar to the "old car battery" story. Steal a neighbor's car battery...when they go to the auto parts store and replace it the next night put back the old one steal the new one and there you are.

  • not the administrator
    not the administrator

    i herd one where 2 guys went to a movie theater and told the workers that they were from the main office and had been sent there to send everyone that worked there home so they could find out who had been stealing from the company. everyone went home and they took the money

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