Wanna be fooled - and have a lot of problems?

by Kent 4 Replies latest jw friends

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  Kent

  This is one of the many mails I've got from these assholes:

  THE DIRECTOR
  AUDIT AND ACCOUNTS UNIT,
  FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.,
  INTERNATIONAL BANK FOR AFRICA,
  LOME,REPUBLIC OF TOGO,WEST AFRICA.

  DEAR SIR,

  WITH DUE HONOUR AND RESPECT,I AM WILLIAM SMITH,THE
  DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF AUDIT AND ACCOUNTS UNIT,FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.OF THE INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA LOME-TOGO IN WEST AFRICA. I GOT YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS RECOMMENDED BY A TOGOLAISE BUSINESS CONSULTANT,ELDER JOHN KAFUI AND I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU FOR BENEFICIAL AND A 100% RISK-FREEBUSINESS TRANSACTION. DURING OUR AUDITING AND INVESTIGATIONS IN THIS BANK,MY DEPARTMENT CAME ACROSS THE SUM OF THIRTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS(US$35,000,000)ONLY BELONGING TO A JAPANESE INTERNATIONAL BUSINESSMAN WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS NEXT OF KIN IN THE 5TH NOVEMBER,1997AEROPLANE CRASH IN ABIDJAN. BEFORE OUR DISCOVERY OF THIS DEVELOPMENT,THERE WAS NO TRACE OF CLAIM FROM ANY PERSON AS THE FUND REMAINS DORMANT IN HIS ACCOUNT WITH THIS BANK. ALTHOUGH,I KEEP THIS INFORMATION SECRET WITHIN MY JURISDICTION TO ENABLE US PUT CLAIMS AND TRANSFER THE SAID AMOUNT THROUGH A TRUSTWORTHY FRIEND OVERSEAS WHOM WE SHALL PRESENT TO THE BANK AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE DECEASED FOR A PROFITABLE ANDSUCCESSFUL DEAL. MEANWHILE,ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS TO PUT CLAIMS AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE DECEASED,TO GET THE REQUIRED APPROVAL AND TRANSFER OF THIS MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE.THE DIRECTIVES AND THE NEEDED INFORMATION WILL BE RELAYED TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU INDICATE YOUR INTEREST AND WILLINGNESS TO BENEFIT YOURSELF FROM THIS GREAT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. INFACT,WE COULD HAVE DONE THIS DEAL ALONE BUT BECAUSE,AS CIVIL SERVANTS WE ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO OPERATE FOREIGN ACCOUNT.AND IT WOULD EVENTUALLY RAISE EYEBROWS ON OUR SIDE DURING THE TIME OF TRANSFER BECAUSE WE ARE STAFF OF THE BANK.THESE ARE THE ACTUAL REASONS WHY IT REQUIRES A SECOND-FELLOW WHO WILL FORWARD CLAIMS BY OUR SUPPORT AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT-OF-KIN WITH TOGOLAISE'S COURT AFFIDAVIT TO THE BANK AND ALSO PRESENT A FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THE MONEY ON HIS/HER REQUEST WILL BE RE-TRANSFERED INTO. ON CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION,YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 25% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION.5% OF THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE USED TO REINBURSE EXPENSES THAT MIGHT ARISE FROM TELEPHONE BILLS AND OTHER EXPENSES DURING THE TRANSACTION,WHILE 70% WILL BE FOR ME AND MYPARTNERS HERE. PLEASE YOU HAVE BEEN ADVICED TO KEEP TOP SECRET AS WE ARE STILL IN SERVICE AND INTEND TO RETIRE FROM SERVICE AFTER WE CONCLUDE THIS DEAL WITH YOU. I WILL BE MONITORING THE WHOLE SITUATION HERE IN THIS BANK UNTIL YOU CONFIRM THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT.WE THEN COME DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR SUBSEQUENT SHARING OF THE FUND ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGES PREVIOUSLY INDICATED AND FOR INVESTMENT IN ANY COUNTRY YOU MAYADVICE US TOO. ALL OTHER NECESSARY INFORMATION WILL BE SENT TO YOUWHEN I HEAR FROM YOU. I SUGGEST YOU GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,STATING YOUR WISH IN THIS DEAL YOURS FAITHFULLY, WILLIAM SMITH

  TEL: 00228-02-88-05

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  Kent

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  bboyneko

  hehe like I was saying, being former JW's its hard to be fooled by tricks like these meant for the weak-minded. We are like Jabba the hut! Except we don't get princess leia in metal bikini's
• 

  hillary_step

  Yes Kent but relax,

  This is a scam. Apparently the hoaxer has actually succeeded in enticing only two clients into his net. The President Of Togo himself and his lime green parakeet named Daisy, whom I understand was artfully persuaded by its owner and eventually succumbed to this cunning marketing ploy.

  HS
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  Stephanus

  Hmmmm, I've never seen one of these come from Togo; they usually come from Nigeria - a very famous and common scam.

  Q: How do you know a Dub loyal to "Jehovah's Organisation" is lying?
  A: Their lips are moving.
• 

  bboyneko

  
  AUDIT AND ACCOUNTS UNIT,
  FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.,
  INTERNATIONAL BANK FOR the Motherland ,
  LOME,REPUBLIC OF TOGO,WEST the Motherland . One of these days I'm gonna pound you all into the ground...

  DEAR SIR,

  
  WITH DUE HONOUR AND RESPECT, Murdock gonna WILLIAM SMITH,some
  DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF AUDIT AND ACCOUNTS UNIT,FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.OF the darn INTERNATIONAL BANK OF the Motherland LOME-TOGO IN WEST the Motherland . Crazy foo. Murdock GOT YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS RECOMMENDED BY A TOGOLAISE BUSINESS CONSULTANT,ELDER JOHN KAFUI AND Hannibal DECIDED TO CONTACT some T FOR BENEFICIAL AND A 100% RISK-FREEBUSINESS TRANSACTION. DURING OUR AUDITING AND INVESTIGATIONS IN this crazy BANK,BA Baracus's DEPARTMENT CAME ACROSS that darn SUM OF THIRTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS(US$35,000,000)ONLY BELONGING TO A JAPANESE INTERNATIONAL BUSINESSMAN WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS NEXT OF KIN IN the crazy 5TH NOVEMBER,1997AEROPLANE CRASH IN ABIDJAN. Hey man, how long are we gonna listen to this jive? BEFORE OUR DISCOVERY OF this darn DEVELOPMENT,THERE wuz NO TRACE OF CLAIM FROM ANY PERSON AS the crazy FUND REMAINS DORMANT IN HIS ACCOUNT WITH this darn BANK. What's keepin' those fools! ALTHOUGH,Hannibal KEEP thoze INFORMATION SECRET WITHIN Hannibal's JURISDICTION TO ENABLE US PUT CLAIMS AND TRANSFER the darn jibba jabba'd AMOUNT THROUGH A TRUSTWORTHY FRIEND OVERSEAS WHOM WE SHALL PRESENT TO that darn BANK AS the BONAFIDE NEXT-OF-KIN TO the DECEASED FOR A PROFITABLE ANDSUCCESSFUL DEAL. MEANWHILE,ALL the darn ARRANGEMENTS TO PUT CLAIMS AS the BONAFIDE NEXT-OF-KIN TO some DECEASED,TO GET the crazy REQUIRED APPROVAL AND TRANSFER OF this darn dollahs TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE.the crazy DIRECTIVES AND some NEEDED INFORMATION gonna BE RELAYED TO Murdock AS SOON AS Mr.T INDICATE YOUR INTEREST AND WILLINGNESS TO BENEFIT YOURSELF FROM thoze GREAT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. INFACT,WE COULD HAVE DONE thoze DEAL ALONE BUT BECAUSE,AS CIVIL SERVANTS WE ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO OPERATE FOREIGN ACCOUNT.AND IT WOULD EVENTUALLY RAISE EYEBROWS ON OUR SIDE DURING some TIME OF TRANSFER BECAUSE WE ARE STAFF OF some BANK.THESE ARE the darn ACTUAL REASONS WHY IT REQUIRES A SECOND-FELLOW WHO gonna FORWARD CLAIMS BY OUR SUPPORT AS that darn BONAFIDE NEXT-OF-KIN WITH TOGOLAISE'S COURT AFFIDAVIT TO that darn BANK AND ALSO PRESENT A FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT WHERE the dollahs ON HIS/HER REQUEST gonna BE RE-TRANSFERED INTO. ON CONCLUSION OF this darn TRANSACTION,You Foo gonna BE ENTITLED TO 25% OF that darn TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION.5% OF the TOTAL SUM gonna BE USED TO REINBURSE EXPENSES that crazy MIGHT ARISE FROM TELEPHONE BILLS AND OTHER EXPENSES DURING that darn TRANSACTION,WHILE 70% gonna BE FOR Mr.T AND MYPARTNERS HERE. Man, it's really gonna hit the fan now! PLEASE the crazy Faceman HAVE BEEN ADVICED TO KEEP TOP SECRET AS WE ARE STILL IN SERVICE AND INTEND TO RETIRE FROM SERVICE AFTER WE CONCLUDE thoze DEAL WITH BA Baracus. Must be one of Hannibal's plans. some Faceman gonna BE MONITORING the WHOLE SITUATION HERE IN thems BANK UNTIL You Foo CONFIRM the crazy dollahs IN YOUR ACCOUNT.WE THEN COME DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR SUBSEQUENT SHARING OF the darn FUND ACCORDING TO that darn PERCENTAGES PREVIOUSLY INDICATED AND FOR INVESTMENT IN ANY COUNTRY Mr.T MAYADVICE US TOO. Foo! ALL OTHER NECESSARY INFORMATION gonna BE SENT TO YOUWHEN the crazy T HEAR FROM Mr.T. Knock you into next week! Murdock SUGGEST Murdock GET BACK TO that darn T AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,STATING YOUR WISH IN thoze DEAL YOURS FAITHFULLY, WILLIAM SMITH

  TEL: 00228-02-88-05