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My Repressed Sex Life in the Jehovah's Witnesses
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Danny a virgin at 29: I squandered my youth for a cult!
I did not have sex until my first girlfriend and current life partner at age 46 two years ago.
My epic story ; a very complex Watchtower cult induced dynamic. I became crippled with Ulcerative colitis at age 13 1970 start of puberty. The only cure for Ulcerative colitis is a total proctocolectomy (removal of the entire bowel) with 90% risk of impotence and a colostomy bag.
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I'll explain, you know how a doctor will perform a 'digital rectal exam' on a man and will feel for an enlarged prostate through the bowel wall? Well this tells you that the prostate is right up against the bowel wall? So, the nerve plexus surrounding the prostate would be severed resulting in a 90% risk of impotence.
Because I am a righteous guy I would not inflict this on a sister as dubs can't get divorced over this and the WT old farts say no oral sex to please my mate.
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It gets worse, the symptoms of severe UC is bloody bowel movements on the order of 30 X's a day. Think of having dysentery unrelenting 24/7 for 28 years. I could not support my family if I am this sick.
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I would not date because dating is a prelude to courtship and then marriage. I would not frivolously date because dubs don't do that and I am a righteous brother who would not break a sisters heart.
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I couldn't date and enjoy a girls company if I wanted to and I did want to, because severe ulcerative colitis has the attendant passing of vast amounts of gas that smells like rotten flesh (because that's what it is) and I can't hold it for more than 10 min's and could not sit in a movie or ride in my car with my date.
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I have a good looking body like a male model and got tons of sisters chasing me since I appear to be available cause UC doesn't make you look sick. Then there are the married brothers who are eaten up with jealousy cause I am a single guy who won't do his duty and marry their sister. So they revile me as a candy ass.
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Finally after getting voted off the watchtower island in 1992 my bowel finally gave out in 98 and now there is a new advance surgical technique that doesn't cause impotence and my bowel comes out I have a colostomy bag.
I meet a wonderful worldly woman at the YMCA in 2003 we hook up and are a good match . 
There, a real true story of a real f**ked up repressed sex life in the Jehovah's Witnesses
THE END Danny Haszard outraged 'apostate' with justifiable anger
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