Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs- The REAL story

by noidea 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • noidea
    noidea

    I got this worm sent in an e-mail from a hahahaha
    I deleted it but wanted to let everyone know it was making rounds again.

    Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where very educated and
    polite with Snowhite. When they go out work at mornign, they promissed a
    *huge* surprise. Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open, and the Seven
    Dwarfs enter...

  • bboyneko
    bboyneko

    Then the Dwarves shoot snow hite in the back of the head, and saw her body into peices in the kitchen, after which each dwarf gets assigned a body part that they then wrap in garbage bags and bury in the backyard.

    Their gruesume task finished, the Dwarves go back to clean any evidence of their deed and wait for another unsuspecting princess to wander into their part of the woods...

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    The dwarves' names: Sleazy, Cranky, Creepy, Lazy, Nosey, Frightful and Dub.

    Q: How do you know a Dub loyal to "Jehovah's Organisation" is lying?
    A: Their lips are moving.

  • logical
    logical

    What a waste. Did they have their wicked way with her first? I bet she was gagging for it.

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