I got this worm sent in an e-mail from a hahahaha I deleted it but wanted to let everyone know it was making rounds again.
Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where very educated and polite with Snowhite. When they go out work at mornign, they promissed a *huge* surprise. Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open, and the Seven Dwarfs enter...
Then the Dwarves shoot snow hite in the back of the head, and saw her body into peices in the kitchen, after which each dwarf gets assigned a body part that they then wrap in garbage bags and bury in the backyard.
Their gruesume task finished, the Dwarves go back to clean any evidence of their deed and wait for another unsuspecting princess to wander into their part of the woods...