by waiting 4 Replies latest jw friends
Hey y'all,
A poster over at H2o referred me to this site - found it very interesting.
When you "click here" food is donated by sponsors who are listed. You can do this once a day - for free.
Sounds neat, eh?
[url= http://www.thehungersite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/HungerSite.woa/45/wa/default?wosid=sW3000mV1003D0008i]Free Food for the Hungry[/url]
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OK guys,
It's been two days since I've known about this site and already I've contributed two times by clicking. Heck, I might even do a little shopping.
Join me?????
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I've been there before, but I lost the bookmark. Thanks, waiting, I'll get back there again.
Hey y'all,
Please excuse me bringing the post up to the top again - but I think it's a cool idea.
At least I'll try to make you chuckle.
Grampian Television was originally going to be called Scottish Highlands and Islands Television - until someone pointed out that the initials would not be entirely appropriate or perhaps too appropriate. Russell Ash
Since we're heading into an election in the USA:
Mr. Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses. Half the cabinet are not asses. B. Disraeli
Politics is derived from two words - poly, meaning many, and tics, meaning small blood-sucking insects. Chris Clayton
It is not enough to have every intelligent person in the country voting for me. I need a majority. Adlai Stevenson
Whose next in line with a couple of wise cracks or jokes?
Surely, I'm not the only sarcastic person here?
waiting
Have you clicked for free food today? GO! GO!
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing. He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him; reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!....."
Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The Atheist looked directly into the light. "It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw...brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."
Courtesy of h2o.
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