Scandahoovians
Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
section and Sven says to Hans, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over
and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little
budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a
paper bag.
Hans and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's
pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass. At the Conor Pass,
Sven looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says: "Dis looks like a grand
place."
He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and
jumps off the cliff. Hans watches as Sven falls all the way to the
bottom,killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his
best pal, Hans shakes his head and says: "Dis budgie jumping is too
dangerous for me."
BUT WAIT!!!! there's MORE!
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PART TWO:
Moments later Ole arrives up at Conor Pass. He's been to the pet
shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper
bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Hans. Watch dis," Ole says.
He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the
cliff. Hans watches as half way down, Ole takes the gun and shoots the
parrot. Ole continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom
and breaks every bone in his body. Hans shakes his head and says, "And
I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."
BUT WAIT!!!!.....There's MORE!!
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PART THREE:
Hans is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars
appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper
bag out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars then grasps the chicken by the
legs holds it over his head and hurls himself off the ciff and
disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Hans shakes his head - "First der was Sven with his budgie
jumping, den Ole parrotshooting ...... and now Lars is hengliding...
Scandahoovians
by Frannie Banannie 6 Replies latest social humour
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Frannie Banannie
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under74
Frannie-- thanks for making me laugh....more than once. Sometimes this board gets a little more than heated but you come around and give some laughs. So, thanks.
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Soledad
That is SO funny! Thank you
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Sad emo
Where do you find them Frannie?! Keep 'em coming anyway - they always brighten me up!!
Here's a good one I heard on the radio this morning, hope you don't mind me depositing it here!:
Q. What do you do if you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it man!
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Frannie Banannie
Where do you find them Frannie?! ; Keep 'em coming anyway - they always brighten me up!!
Here's a good one I heard on the radio this morning, hope you don't mind me depositing it here!:
Q. What do you do if you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it man!
Sad Emo, ppl send 'em to me. Glad to hear it. Not at all. LOL! Good one, Emo!
Frannie
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talesin
Good one!
How do you top a Volkswagen?
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You 'tep on the brake, 'tupid!
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Frannie Banannie
LOL, Talesin! Here's another...
What kind of tick lives on the moon?
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A lunatic.