by drahcir yarrum 5 Replies latest jw friends
I wish I knew how to add links in here but I don't. In Drudge Report today, there is a story about a faith healer who claims he can exorcise demons from women, but apparently he needs to have sex with them to make it work.
I think this might be a good pick up line for Witness men to use. "Sister Smith, I think I can help you with those terrible feelings that something is coming between you and Jehovah's blessing. Why not come over to my apartment around 9 PM on Wednesday night?"
Can someone please teach me how to do two things on this board:
1. add a link to a message
2. insert a quote from a persons previous post
I promise not to abuse the priviledge.
I thought it said EXERcising your demons. I pictured a demonic Richard Simmons leading a bunch of demons through their paces. Damn. That would have been cool.
naeblis:
I try never to picture Richard Simmons doing anything.
In Drudge Report today, there is a story about a faith healer who claims he can exorcise demons from women, but apparently he needs to have sex with them to make it work.
What's so special about that? I can do that as well! (I specialize in wifes of elders)
So, if any women here need a little exorcism, just send me a mail :)
To add a link, just write the link!
Like: http://watchtower.observer.org
E-mail: [email protected] (For women in need of exorcism only!)
Just remember to add a space or two before the link....
Yakki Da
Kent
"The only difference between a fool and the JW legal department is that a fool might be sympathetic ."
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